Unforgivable. Genuinely unforgivable. You're not forgiven. I'm gonna start putting all my food under lock and key. Even the food in my own house. Just in case you break in to ransack my kitchen. Can't trust you.
Oh, uh. I mean, it's not a very funny story. I might lose some of my comedian cred. Do you remember Rapture? Big, scary underwater city. Lots of bad dudes skittering around. Zombie douchebags. Your dad was pretty sick, so I looked after him for a while. Then I got pretty badly hurt, so he looked after me for a while. And now it's just. Like.
I mean, he's kind of helpless? Look at him. Big dumb bear walking around on two legs. I'd feel pretty bad leaving him now. It'd be like abandoning a particularly ugly puppy. Someone's gotta make sure he's feeding himself.
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I'm gonna start putting all my food under lock and key. Even the food in my own house. Just in case you break in to ransack my kitchen.
Can't trust you.
Oh, uh. I mean, it's not a very funny story. I might lose some of my comedian cred.
Do you remember Rapture? Big, scary underwater city. Lots of bad dudes skittering around. Zombie douchebags.
Your dad was pretty sick, so I looked after him for a while. Then I got pretty badly hurt, so he looked after me for a while.
And now it's just. Like.
I mean, he's kind of helpless? Look at him. Big dumb bear walking around on two legs.
I'd feel pretty bad leaving him now. It'd be like abandoning a particularly ugly puppy.
Someone's gotta make sure he's feeding himself.