I would never call you an idiot. Didn't know you thought so little of me. I'm actually, like. Offended. That you think I would do that.
[ so, wow. ok. wow. don't read the first letter of each line he just sent, billy. moving on. ]
Anyway, wow, you're definitely an idiot.
[ just gotta double down. ]
Really. Super embarrassing. You're lucky you're cute. Makes this whole thing kind of endearing instead of just humiliating. For you. Tragically, horribly humiliating. Pretty sure if I came over when James didn't want me there he'd, like, full on Hansel and Gretel me. Throw me on the fire and serve me up when I'm done. He must like you.
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Didn't know you thought so little of me.
I'm actually, like.
Offended.
That you think I would do that.
[ so, wow. ok. wow. don't read the first letter of each line he just sent, billy. moving on. ]
Anyway, wow, you're definitely an idiot.
[ just gotta double down. ]
Really. Super embarrassing. You're lucky you're cute. Makes this whole thing kind of endearing instead of just humiliating. For you. Tragically, horribly humiliating.
Pretty sure if I came over when James didn't want me there he'd, like, full on Hansel and Gretel me. Throw me on the fire and serve me up when I'm done.
He must like you.