Oh, he wouldn't dare arrest me. I'd Macguyver my way out of my cell. Pop out a loose brick, flirt with a couple of guards. He wouldn't wanna test me like that. I'd ruin the entire concept of incarceration. Prisons would shut down nation wide. The judiciary system would collapse on itself. He'd be out of a job within days. Also, if we keep talking about pizza soup, I am gonna make it for real. I'll literally pay you to drink some with me. We could share. One glass, a couple of straws. Like two teens from the 50s on a milkshake date.
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I'd Macguyver my way out of my cell. Pop out a loose brick, flirt with a couple of guards.
He wouldn't wanna test me like that. I'd ruin the entire concept of incarceration. Prisons would shut down nation wide. The judiciary system would collapse on itself.
He'd be out of a job within days.
Also, if we keep talking about pizza soup, I am gonna make it for real.
I'll literally pay you to drink some with me.
We could share. One glass, a couple of straws. Like two teens from the 50s on a milkshake date.